Yikes! Just thought. Your Ms. Shra wouldn’t zap me for imparting the dreaded “useful information” would she? Not in my first week on the blog? She wouldn’t, would she?…..she would!!? Nah, anyway it’s early Sunday morning, she’ll be having a well-deserved lie in. cheap New era mlb hatsWon’t even notice……
So if any of you good bloggers are coming to Bella Italia between now and February don’t even think of taking an early morning walk or jog in the countryside.
Officially they are shooting either wild pigs or tiny songbirds (a real delicacy, so I’m told). But the rule of thumb is anything that moves, not excluding each other. They’ll have had a couple of drams of 99° grappa for breakfast to improve their aim.
A couple of weeks ago Mr. B. gave us excellent coverage of the Italian mushroom hunters. Well, the mushrooms having been picked and most of the mushroom hunters having come to sticky ends, today is the start of the REAL hunting season in Italy. With guns and things. I can hear them cracking away outside my window now.
Boss, it’s me again. It was two and they got it exactly right, so I’m serving them now. Hey! Are you boys going to drink up, or are you just going to reload those guns?
If they get the number right, go ahead and serve them.
Listen carefully. Show them two of something, and then say, “How many do you see?”
Not well, Boss. It’s mid-September, and people are already showing up for Oktoberfest!
Of course! Danke sch?n for calling, Cheap Monster energy hats
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