How big is LaRon Landry?

This is LaRon Landry in April. As previously noted, he said at the time that he was trying to get to 240 pounds, and that he might be playing some linebacker this season. Later, he said the linebacker part wasn't correct.

Anyhow, Landry's size continues to fascinate, and so trusted colleague Paul Tenorio passed along this dialog from last week's minicamp.

Reporter: "How much do you weigh right now?"

LaRon Landry: "Question mark."

(Editor's note: Yes, he actually said "Question mark." Not sure if I should have put "question mark," or "?", but that's what he said.)

Landry (walking away): "When I step on the scale, it says too big."

(Or possibly "2BIG," I suppose. Your choice.)